Pokemon Brown [Hybrid]

[Dr. Slavic]

Hello, friends and neighbors! This is to be the first LP updated on this site, though I don't expect it to get much in the way of views because there aren't a lot of people on yet. But regardless! Here we go! (Sorry this first update will be a little short, getting all the intro stuff out of the way.)

This is actually a really good hack of Pokemon Red, so I'm going to do it to sort of show how one can do this kind of stuff!



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Why thank you, Mr. Kool. This better not suck.



Oh... K.





What a battle! But... pretty sure Tackle can't hit Gengar.



Come on, Gastly! Let's show these people how to get things done!



Are you sure? I feel pretty I've lived here for 10 years... senile man.




Wait, Rijon? Is that, like, Region? Region Region? Region-ception




I think I call you Old Man, yes? Good.



That's cool. c:




Wait, Pokemon??? In the Pokemon World??? That would be like animals living on Earth! Crazy! Seriously though, who doesn't know what a Pokemon is? Senile.








So... your entire life and career spent studying Pokemon, and you've managed to determine that Pokemon can be tamed and fight? Senile.




My name, eh?



I'm suave like that.



Oh. Well, to be fair, you don't have the best of memory, it would seem.




:O Oh my golly, you actually remembered my name! Someone get this man a glass of prune juice!





Look, I know crossing the street seems like an Olympic achievement to you, but I'm thinking of journeying the Pokemon League, not the town, so much.




WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MOM, CREEP?





I dunno, are you gonna be seeing my mom when I come over??



Oh lord, what is that thing??? Cue X-Files theme.

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Prepare for another update later today, most likely. Hurrr, I want fanart of this somehow. CONTACT. SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. PLEASE?








Are you still there?

[Dr. Slavic]

W-Where am I?



Oh, that's right, Old Man snuck into my house. And my mom.

Only one logical thing to do!




Well, that was productive.



Suck it, Apple









I KNOW YOUR LIES!!!




You would know where he is, wouldn't you?



Ahh, the first steps of fresh air. The beginning of my journey of spiraling caves of Zubat and endless seas of Tentacool!





No way.



Well, the man in charge of making me a trainer is currently in an affair with my dear mother, so we're not exactly on speaking terms. :I




Trust me, you DON'T want to see what he does when he's away from you.





Ok :I




I'm pretty straight.



I beg to differ











Oh god! He's done with my mom, and now he's after me!!!! D:




Oh... whew. That was close.




Yes, let us! It's 3:12 in the morning, let's move things along!



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YES



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Why thank you!



...Who said that?




With pleasure!



So, who do we pick?

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Bulbasaur



Grass / Poison

Evolves into a giant warty toad with a flowery tumor.

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Charmander



Fire

Evolves into the king of all fire breathing dragons.

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Squirtle



Water

Evolves into twin bazooka wielding tortoise.

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FRACK YEAH!





Quick Info!
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Squirtle
Tiny Turtle Pokemon
Water
Height: 1'08" / 0.5m
Weight: 19.8lbs / 9.0kg

After birth, its back swells and hardens into a shell. Powerfully sprays foam from its mouth. Squirtle's shell is not merely used for protection. The shell's rounded shape and the grooves on its surface help minimize resistance in water, enabling this Pokémon to swim at high speeds. When it retracts its long neck into its shell, it squirts out water with vigorous force.

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Yes, yes








Whoopdie-frickin-doo for him.



Good for you. Your grandpa sleeps with my mom.







Oh, let's be a good person and read his e-mail.






HNYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, OLD MAN! BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!

Err, ahem.

BATTLE TIME!





Go away, cretin.




Wait... Old Man has Aides?? No... the humanity!! MOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!










See ya later!

[Super Sacktendo System]

This is soooo cool. you could make a pokemon quartz lets play.

[Dr. Slavic]

And so, we take our first steps onto a new journey... again.



Is there some sort of spa I don't know about? Something that makes this town not full of creeps and jerks?



Oh, that too.



Well wouldn't you know it? At least he's not a narcassist.



'Sup?




Radical, dude!



No.



Drat.



And clearly I do.



I would like them!







Other potions are also available!



Onward! To adventure!



Excuse me.



...Mebbe.



...Excuse me?? Is there, like, a gun in the Pokedex?

I guess we have to go deliver this pizza >:I





Giving you your pizza. I'd like a tip, please.



On second thought, I'm hungry. I have nothing for you.



Awww D:




FFFFFFFFFFF-



Leaving!










It's like Bulbapedia!





Meh.







No. No! Not professor Oak!!! Please, anything but that! TT^TT




For Oak, I shall. By every ounce of my being, I will travel the world, far and wide, for that wonderful man!






Oh shut up. You're not even facing the right direction!






Jokes on you! I'm going to buy ULTRA Balls!




For Oak!



Here we go!



Err, NOW here we go!



Hmm... he MIGHT be a trainer. Let's train a little bit.



Yes, my first Pokemon!




Yaaaay!





Moleman, the barbarian!

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Diglett
Mole Pokemon
Ground
Height: 0'08" / 0.2m
Weight: 1.8lbs / 0.8kg

It burrows through the ground at a shallow depth. It leaves raised earth in its wake, making it easy to spot. Lives about one yard underground where it feeds on plant roots. It sometimes appears aboveground. Diglett are raised in most farms. The reason is simple - wherever this Pokémon burrows, the soil is left perfectly tilled for planting crops. This soil is made ideal for growing delicious vegetables.

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Zubat
Bat Pokemon
Poison / Flying
Height: 2'07" / 0.8m
Weight: 16.5lbs / 7.5kg

Zubat remains quietly unmoving in a dark spot during the bright daylight hours. It does so because prolonged exposure to the sun causes its body to become slightly burned. It has no eyes. Instead, it relies on its ultrasonic cries for echo location to flit about in darkness.

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...caught!

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Clefairy
Fairy Pokemon
Normal
Height: 2'00" / 0.6m
Weight: 16.5lbs / 7.5kg

On every night of a full moon, groups of this Pokémon come out to play. When dawn arrives, the tired Clefairy return to their quiet mountain retreats and go to sleep nestled up against each other. Its adorable appearance makes it popular as a pet. However, it is rare and difficult to find.

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*Deep breath* Let's do this!



Why yes! ...I suppose that means we fight?










Alright! That wasn't so bad!






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Vulpix
Fox Pokemon
Fire
Height: 2'00" / 0.6m
Weight: 21.8lbs / 9.9kg

Inside Vulpix's body burns a flame that never goes out. During the daytime, when the temperatures rise, this Pokémon releases flames from its mouth to prevent its body from growing too hot. When it is born, it has just one snow-white tail. The tail splits from its tip as it grows older.

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Geodude
Rock Pokemon
Rock / Ground
Height: 1'04" / 0.4m
Weight: 44.1lbs / 20.0kg

When Geodude sleeps deeply, it buries itself halfway into the ground. It will not awaken even if hikers step on it unwittingly. In the morning, this Pokémon rolls downhill in search of food. Its round form makes it easy to pick up. Some people have used them to hurl at each other in a snowball fight.

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That's not what I said D:





Real quick, during this battle... how does Diglett use Scratch? He has no appendages. I'm imagining he's really a demon, and has a giant invisible ghost hand of death. 'Tis the only solution.



Did I mention how bad the dialougue is in this game? The only thing they ever say is 'Aww man...' 'I lost!' or 'Damn! I need to train my Pokemon'




No! You get to suffer in here with me!



Guess I offended him...



Mmmhmm!







Oh... it's nice to have a hobby.



Cr-eeeeep.








Me too! That's why I won u.u







Bro, you know, bro I just chillin in dis here hole, bro!




Yup.




O.o Oh my



Battle... apparently.






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Cubone
Lonely Pokemon
Ground
Height: 1'04" / 0.4m
Weight: 14.3lbs / 6.5kg

It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. Cubone pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull the Pokémon wears are made by the tears it sheds. Because it never removes its skull helmet, no one has ever seen this Pokémon's real face.

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Sure?



My thoughts exactly.



You, sir, are a sore loser, sir.







Ooh, shiny!



OnO An... octopus shaped bazooka??



>:3





Yaaaay!




Nooooo!







Yeah... bazookas beat bubbles any day.



Yep! ^^ I feel pretty proud of myself!



'My precious!' Said the Super Nerd.



WHAT IS??



Oh?




Awww, it kinda is!



...In the name of love! Before you break my heart!



o.O That sounds... suggestive



Aww, I'm sorry



That... is a scary sprite.



That I am not sorry about.






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Pidgey
Tiny Bird Pokemon
Normal / Flying
Height: 1'00" / 0.3m
Weight: 4.0lbs / 1.8kg

Pidgey has an extremely sharp sense of direction. It is capable of unerringly returning home to its nest, however far it may be removed from its familiar surroundings. Does not like to fight. It hides in tall grass and so on, foraging for food such as small bugs.

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Ekans
Snake Pokemon
Poison
Height: 6'07" / 2.0m
Weight: 15.2lbs / 6.9kg

Ekans curls itself up in a spiral while it rests. Assuming this position allows it to quickly respond to a threat from any direction with a glare from its upraised head. Moving silently and stealthily, it eats the eggs of birds, such as Pidgey and Spearow, whole.

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Rattata
Mouse Pokemon
Normal
Height: 1'00" / 0.3m
Weight: 7.7lbs / 3.5kg

Rattata is cautious in the extreme. Even while it is asleep, it constantly listens by moving its ears around. It is not picky about where it lives - it will make its nest anywhere. Its fangs are long and very sharp. They grow continuously, so it gnaws on hard things to whittle them down.

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Doduo
Twin Bird Pokemon
Normal / Flying
Height: 4'07" / 1.4m
Weight: 86.4lbs / 39.2kg

Doduo's two heads never sleep at the same time. Its two heads take turns sleeping, so one head can always keep watch for enemies while the other one sleeps. Even while eating or sleeping, one of the heads remains always vigilant for any sign of danger. When threatened, it flees at over 60 miles per hour.

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Pikachu
Mouse Pokemon
Electric
Height: 1'04" / 0.4m
Weight: 13.2lbs / 6.0kg

Whenever Pikachu comes across something new, it blasts it with a jolt of electricity. If you come across a blackened berry, it's evidence that this Pokémon mistook the intensity of its charge. This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up.

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For my team ^^





Way too high level grass here.






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Paras
Mushroom Pokemon
Bug / Grass
Height: 1'00" / 0.3m
Weight: 11.9lbs / 5.4kg

Paras has parasitic mushrooms growing on its back called tochukaso. They grow large by drawing nutrients from this Bug Pokémon host. They are highly valued as a medicine for extending life. Burrows to suck tree roots. The mushrooms on its back grow by drawing nutrients from the bug host.

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Bellsprout
Flower Pokemon
Grass / Poison
Height: 2'04" / 0.7m
Weight: 8.8lbs / 4.0kg

A Bellsprout's thin and flexible body lets it bend and sway to avoid any attack, however strong it may be. From its mouth, it leaks a fluid that melts even iron. Its bud looks like a human face. Because of the bud, it is rumored to be a type of legendary mandrake plant.

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Ok



Yes, I know because I have one ^^



...Really? Hmmm... >:3



The convenient stores of... Speedway!










Well, that was all pointless. Plus, she didn't even have a Seel? What's with that? The moral of this Fable is never talk to NPCs.



That's odd, you looked more like the chairman. But what do I know?



Show off. -.-







Well, I've got a rocket launching turtle, a limbless demonic mole child, and a Norse god of thunder. I guess you could say yes.













Oh, I thought it was a Pokeball, sorry!



I hear you, sister.




Hi!




With this limited bag space, yes you can.




Naaaaah.




Apparently, Gravel Town delivers pizzas.








Maybe you should train your Pokemon more!



Karpman. Karpman. Karpman. He must be the most powerful of all the leaders I've faced! The very name strikes FEAR into my heart! KARPMAN, HERE I COME!



My team.




Moleman, the demon mole whose only method of attack is something he can't physically do.




Turtank, my missle wielding partner since the start.




Thor, the newcomer from another realm, sent here to find his evil, slightly maniacal, VERY attractive adopted brother to return him from whence they came.







Why not?







That was so unbelievably useless that I can't even express it in words.




This Karpman. I can only imagine what he must look like.



NOTHING shall stand in my way!



...He got lucky.



No!



...Ground is GOOD against Water, right?



Wait... no, no it's not!



Woot!



Ha! No problem!



Well. Crap.



By Odin's Beard, I. Shall. Strike. You. DOWN!





I warned you!

BATTLE





Woot! New Pokemon!

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Wartortle
Turtle Pokemon
Water
Height: 3'03" / 1.0m
Weight: 49.6lbs / 22.5kg

Its tail is large and covered with a rich, thick fur. The tail becomes increasingly deeper in color as Wartortle ages. The scratches on its shell are evidence of this Pokémon's toughness as a battler. It often hides in water to stalk unwary prey. For fast swimming, it moves its ears to maintain balance.

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And for some Pokemon I missed...






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Hitmonlee
Kicking Pokemon
Fighting
Height: 4'11" / 1.5m
Weight: 109.8lbs / 49.8kg

Hitmonlee's legs freely contract and stretch. Using these springlike legs, it bowls over foes with devastating kicks. After battle, it rubs down its legs and loosens the muscles to overcome fatigue. When in a hurry, its legs lengthen progressively. It runs smoothly with extra-long, loping strides.

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Hitmonchan
Punching Pokemon
Fighting
Height: 4'07" / 1.4m
Weight: 110.7lbs / 50.2kg

A Hitmonchan is said to possess the spirit of a boxer who had been working towards a world championship. This Pokémon has an indomitable spirit and will never give up in the face of adversity. While apparently doing nothing, it fires punches in lightning fast volleys that are impossible to see.

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Next time... We venture forth... into the unknown. We go for Oak's vengeance, and we go for Thor's brother.

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